Alan commenting on Sonia’s attempt at an English Breakfast.
Sonia: Can I put in journal that I am very good cook of full English breakfast?
Alan: Yes you can, in fact I’ve made a few notes. Bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo, black pudding – snap. Minor criticism – more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater… but I’m nitpicking, on the whole a very good effort – seven on ten. Let’s make love.